I used to look at those people in the movies working for the top secret organisations and think…wow. They must have pretty amazing jobs. Sure, it’s [...]

This place is in what I’d call desperate need of some DIY. The maintenance guy was apparently fired before I got here, for misdemeanours in his Melbourne [...]

So, a funny thing happened on the way to uni. You could almost say I was set upon by a group of fans, the only difference being that they weren’t my fans [...]

I’d swear our IT guys were selected via lucky dip. It was something along those lines, because I’ve had computer troubles four times while working here, [...]

I’d like to get married as soon as possible, I don’t really know how much longer I have in this world you see. I don’t want to freak anyone out but I [...]

Shoot all your problems away, that’s what my uncle always said. Of course, he lived in Texas where most people do in fact have guns. I don’t quite have [...]