I’ve always wanted to be invisible, but I’ve had to settle for other things my whole life. Like, for example, wearing camouflage pants and [...]

I don’t that much about cars, but I DO know that it’s going to be a great benefit to the human race when they drive themselves. There was this show set in [...]

Oh boy, mechanical…things. When I agreed to take this course, it was going to be on the basis of there being no mechanical lessons. Like, at all. [...]

OH. MY. RENOS. I wasn’t quite sure that was a word, and then I remembered that we’re Australian, and we have the ability to shorten anything [...]

This shall be a flash mob like no other. Mostly because it’s going to go for a *really* long time, and it’s not going to be a quick [...]

OH .MY. PEBBLES. That’s a funny word. ‘Pebbles’. You could say it all day. They certainly said it a lot on tonight’s action-packed [...]

Thanks, Great Uncle Jefferson. An entire apartment block is exactly what I have always wanted. Yes, OBVIOUSLY I’m being sarcastic. What am I supposed [...]

Interesting newspaper headline today: ‘Destination Defenestration Sweeps the Nation, Cause for Contemplation’. Of course, as a headline from [...]

The first step to controlling a classroom of unruly kids: an unwavering sense of style. First impressions are EVERYTHING, especially when you’re [...]

I have a confession to make: I’m not actually an end-of-the-world conspiracy theorist. I’ve might have been going to all their meetings and [...]